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Thursday, May 7, 2009
Concern
I would be of limited value in a post-apocalyptic scenario, since I've had a vasectomy. I'll probably be one of the guys sent out to scavenge and fight zombies while everyone else tries to repopulate the planet.
6 comments:
Anonymous
said...
Don't worry, after your hard day of scavenging and zombie whacking, there will be women who have had a hysterectomy waiting for you.
I think one of the most important things to remember when rebuilding society is...wait a minute...so if I haven't' had a vasectomy, does that mean I get a harem?
I think the zombie wacking would be the fun part. And EVERY man is going to have to whack him some zombies. Makin' babies don't take all day.
I was just thinking that the apoclyptic world would be busy, that's all. What, with scavenging during the day and zombie hordes at night, it might be good to get lovin' at the drive through, so to speak. As opposed to a nice sit down dinner.
6 comments:
Don't worry, after your hard day of scavenging and zombie whacking, there will be women who have had a hysterectomy waiting for you.
Chris Martin
Dunno, maing. I'm pretty handy with a pocketknife. And I'm sure we could find some advil for you or something.
*q:=
btw - how do you know zach, chris?
I think one of the most important things to remember when rebuilding society is...wait a minute...so if I haven't' had a vasectomy, does that mean I get a harem?
I think the zombie wacking would be the fun part. And EVERY man is going to have to whack him some zombies. Makin' babies don't take all day.
"Makin' babies don't take all day."
If you're doing it right it might.
It can take years if you do it very, very wrong.
I was just thinking that the apoclyptic world would be busy, that's all. What, with scavenging during the day and zombie hordes at night, it might be good to get lovin' at the drive through, so to speak. As opposed to a nice sit down dinner.
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